Prometheus Movie Review

The latest film in the Alien franchise, (as of this writeup) and the earliest film in the timeline, Prometheus sought to answer questions we've had since the beginning, about the origins of the Xenomorph. Further, the movie itself explores the questions of the origins of life itself. And more questions, and more questions. Lots and lots of questi

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Blood Harvest Movie Review

THE MARCH OF THE CLOWNS 2022 kicks off with a cult classic slasher from 1987, Blood Harvest! Tiny Tim stars as Mervo the Magnificent, a clown who happens to be around while a horror movie occurs. People are missing, the final girl is being tormented, and the director is trying to figure out how many scenes he can get movie reviews her in with as

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Decker Shado Skinned Deep movie review

A homage to classic grindhouse horror cinema from 2004, Skinned Deep doesn't shy away from its inspiration at all in its aesthetic. Presented in a 4 by 3 aspect ratio, with heavy film grain and overdubbed dialogue, (check here) you don't even need the story of a middle-of-nowhere family of maniacs to make this one feel unnerving. Oh, but it'

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Disliking RoboCop

Omni Consumer Products, an evil business, receives a contract from the municipal government to privatize the police department in a near-apocalyptic Detroit. With Alex Murphy (Peter Weller) leading the charge against criminal boss Boddicker (Kurtwood Smith), the firm uses Murphy's corpse to test its untested RoboCop prototype, which is still in dev

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